
...for playing a whole lot.
Because being a Giants fan can be so damn infuriating...

So, how will Neukom fare compared to his partner in crime: Duke Nukem, of Duke Nukem 3D fame? Nukem has been hard at work perfecting his hotly anticipated "Duke Nukem Forever" video game for the past 10+ years, 6 times winning Wired's Vaporware of the Year Award. Will Neukom overrule Nukem in the court of public opinion, and bring a championship to San Francisco? Or will Nukem pistol whip Neukom and finally release the long promised sequel?
Eugenio Velez, getting picked off on his way to AAA Fresno...
Giants Executive Vice President and Chief Operating Officer, Larry "Mini-Me" Baer, was spotted at Monday night's game against the Houston Astros with mystery guests, heretofore unseen at AT&T Park.